Why is it that some people veer left to turn right when driving? Come-on people, you’re not driving a bus, you don’t need the extra room. You are simply scaring the people to your left. Learn how to drive.
Really? You took the elevator down one flight of stairs? You made all of us stop just because you’re too lazy to walk down a single flight of stairs? When you walk down stairs, gravity is giving you a helping hand. Is that still too much work for you? If you had a broken leg or clearly had some other physical problem, it would be different. But you can walk; you’re just too lazy to do so.
Okay, so my last few posts were more bitter than I wanted. Here is something to make it up to you. Puppies! Well one puppy who isn't too bright, at least.
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Soccer, Football, or whatever you choose to call it, is just a game. The FIFA World Cup is just an excuse to make a fool of yourself, watch tv, and support your country by looking absurd. Do you know what happens to the winning country? Not a thing.
Do you know what will happen once South Africa is done hosting the game? They will probably be in a lot of trouble. They displaced tens of thousands of people for construction, did not pay construction workers who had to resort to a strike, and did everything they could to make the country look nice while diverting money away from HIV treatment, poverty, and famine. South Africa has one of the highest HIV rates in the world. Billions of dollars were spend on the World Cup. What if that was spent on people instead? I'm guessing that the poverty rate isn't going to go down any....
Great job, guys. It is good to see that you have priorities.
Duckface: Noun.“A term used to describe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips.” – Urbandictionary.com
Listen up – guys don’t like this kind of thing.In fact, most girls don’t either.As much as you might like watching Jersey Shore – you don’t want to be on Jersey Shore.These people on Jersey Shore look stupid and don’t have the meta-cognitive abilities to realize it. The only reason they are on TV is because people are laughing at them. You don't have Angelina Jolie, you never will, now cut it out.
This is a slightly premature bitter rant. Why do people always call it “The Fourth Of July?” The fourth of July is a DATE, what people are celebrating is an EVENT – the adoption of the Declaration of Independence by the Continental Congress. For example, you don’t celebrate December 25th – you celebrate Christmas. Why is Independence Day any different? People, grow a brain and actually think about what you're saying. >:(
Bitter girls need to do things. It is summer break and you can't spend the whole day on Facebook. (I've tried - Farmville gets boring after two days, trust me.) It is impossible to find a job, let along a job for just 3 months. So, this is what I'm doing: I'm going to volunteer. Serve.gov makes it easy for you to find a way to volunteer in your community. Just type in your zip code, type in a few key words and see what you find. Do something worthwhile this summer.
Serve.gov is your online resource for not only finding volunteer opportunities in your community, but also creating your own. Use Serve.gov to help you do your part. America’s foundation will be built one community at a time – and it starts with you.
The mating dance of Blue-footed Booby (found mainly in the Galápagos Islands) is pretty funny. Watch as the clumsey male is DENIED.
Really? You took the elevator down one flight of stairs? You made all of us stop just because you’re too lazy to walk down a single flight of stairs? When you walk down stairs, gravity is giving you a helping hand. Is that still too much work for you? If you had a broken leg or clearly had some other physical problem, it would be different. But you can walk; you’re just too lazy to do so.
