Hey you with the road rage who refuses to do anything but ride my bumper, slow your roll. Literally. I’m going at least ten over, and you are swerving around like a moron in an attempt to push me to go even faster. The more I see you cussing up a verbal cyclone in my rearview mirror, the more inclined I am to go even slower, maybe even the speed limit, just to further tick you off. Treat your fellow road members with respect, and the same will be shown to you. And when some other fed-up person brake checks you into rear-ending them, I will chalk it up to karma.